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realitysanightmare asked: Just remember that I love you very much, and that you can always call or write and I'll be here for you my love. I also miss you.. come visit again

Omg bby it as so much fun! I can’t wai! 

(You might have a pleasant surprise sunday morning… might.)

ameliaslastgoodbye:

one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe 

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the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

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iampikachuhearmeroar:

i’ve made milkshakes on numerous occasions and i am sad to say that the dairy beverages were not successful in attracting me a suitable male suitor at all. you lied.

fuck you.

yours sincerely,

a very angry fan of your song “milkshake.” 

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

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shotacuffs:

if u make fun of someones laugh i can guarantee you will hurt their feelings and they’ll try their best to not laugh around you anymore so don’t fucking do that

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laughingalonewithautoresponder:

gaymzee:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.

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raindrops-and-tea-leaves:

heartofaherondale:

sour-hearts:

claceandjary:

the-manila-institute:

uncured:

the-manila-institute:

clockworkpain:

sour-hearts:

I went to Starbucks last night and the bartender asked for my name and since I’m so much into the Shadowhunters’ world, i told him my name’s Clary… he gave me an amused look and i just grinned at him… he’s not supposed to be the one preparing for the drink, you know there are other people assigned for that but after i paid, he told me to wait a while as he went and prepared my drink.. good thing there are no people lining up behind me.. then when he’s finished, as he handed me my drink, he said “I’m Jace.” I raised my eyebrow questioningly at him and started to walk but he added “And by the way, it’s true. See?” he then pointed out to his name card. And there it read “Jonathan.” 

I just chuckled as i turn to walk away leaving him laughing… 

I’M FANGIRLING SO HARD OH

MY

GAWD 

HELP

I ship the both of you ahksdfkfhjsfhaksjf

BOOK SEVEN: CITY OF STARBUCKS

^-reblogging because this-

BY THE ANGEL!!! XD

I hereby Dub thee… Starbucks Clace 

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williamhherondale:

Remember when Woody Harrelson played a German transvestite 

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bruce

Seriously

TOO SOON

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9gag:

J. Nicholson and H. Ledger as Joker.

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pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

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